What is Two's Up?
1.
nutha way 4 sayin save me half (on cig)
ste says - two's up phil
phil says - ryt den
ste says - safe
2.
two's up is the act of slipping one in a lady friend whilst your friend does the same on another orifice
i know it's a sunday but there's two's up on the cards... let's GO!
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3.
The phrase a townie uses to ask for something.
Hey Gaz, two's up like