What is Twos Up On A Bastard?
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Two unmarried people having
Try asking someone:
Hello cheeky, wanna go twos up on a bastard?
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Two males having
You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go
twos up on a bastard ?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirtythreesome
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