Two-shits

What is Two-shits?

One who has to top any story, one upper

"Man!, I just took a big shit! Oh yeah, well I just took two!" hence "Two-Shits"

See topper, oneupsmanship, one up, one upper

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1. Excited and attentive. Reffering to squirrels. As in 'Here is my new kindergarten class, all bright eyed and bushy tailed.' T..

Kitturn

1. The slang word for kitten or specifically erin delaney who is like a kitten. Stop tickling! kittURN! See Bonecrusher..

Magical Buttrumpet

1. A person or person's arse with the ability to fart loudly or buttrumpetat will as if by magic. A finely honed skill of sucking air ..

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