Two-shits

What is Two-shits?

One who has to top any story, one upper

"Man!, I just took a big shit! Oh yeah, well I just took two!" hence "Two-Shits"

See topper, oneupsmanship, one up, one upper

Retro-scan

1. Exhaustive facial analysis to try to figure out how someone that has just greeted you, but you no longer recognize, used to look a whi..

Indiana Jones Cobbler

1. When a nazi guy with glasses opens the ark of the covenant with full intention of it melting his skin off. while this is happening, he ..

Zambored

1. Being bored while driving, or sitting on, a zamboni. The employee at the ice rink was zambored all night. See zamboni, bored, hockey, ..

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