Twot Swatter

What is Twot Swatter?


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(noun) The female version of a cock blocker(meaning a man who prevents another man from scoring with a chick). Twot Swatting is when a woman prevents another woman from scoring with a guy. Coined by Dane Cookin his most recent performance, "Isolated Incident."

Also can be used in verb form "twot swatted, swatting, etc"

(Jenny is flirting with a guy) April walks up and says: Hey Jenny, how's your AIDS?

(The guy Jenny is flirting with gives her a weird look and walks away)

Random guy: Damn, she's a twot swatter!

See twot, pussy, woman, sex, score, scoring


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