Two-thingsism Edit Meaning

1. When preparing to fuck a girl in the dark, swap your condom package for an Alka-Seltzer package. She will hear the package rip open and ..

1. The process of putting a fetus in a blanket and folding the blanket like a taco, and then dragging the wrapped fetus through the soil. ..

1. The most delicious candy that ever existed. You get addicted to it the first time you try it. The first time you see it in a store, BUY ..