Two-thingsism Edit Meaning

1. A codeword for douchebag. To be used in the presence of a physically intimidating yet none too bright douchebag. DOUble CHEese BAGel S..

1. A euphemism for female masturbation I spent all last night calling sally because my boyfriend couldn't get it up. See masturbatio..

1. A state of being not drunk but not sober "We left the bar in a state of not sobriety." See drunk, sober, booze, beer, drink..