What is Twotone?
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a disgusting muti-colored excuse of a penis. usually with a light and dark color. very noticeable even with a glance from a meat-gazer! extremely embarrassing!
HOLY SHIT JOHN, YOUR DICK IS TWOTONE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELF!
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A person with two different colored nipples visible from lenghts of up 25 feet.
Holy shit jon look that dude is twotoned
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Looking for opossums at night with a spotlight, and running after them and kicking them.
David Beckham can sure kick a soccer ball, but..