What is Two-way Petting Zoo?
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You pet the animals, they pet you back.
Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.
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A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.
Dude, last night after we made it in the door, it was a
two-way petting zoo . Crazy shit went down!
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An exclamation of anger, annoyance, or frustration.
Oh Motherfuckin-bitch-in-the-asshole! I locked my keys in the car!!!
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A diesease that forms when some one has sex with so many different people that all have different dieseases fuse togeter to make one big..
