Two-way Petting Zoo

What is Two-way Petting Zoo?


1.

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.

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2.

A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.

Dude, last night after we made it in the door, it was a two-way petting zoo. Crazy shit went down!

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