What is Twunted?
1.
eating so many drugs that your face appears to melt in front of your own eyes... which have already fallen out.
(Noun) - deriv. "twatted", "cunted"
Eg. "I was so twunted last night that I covered myself in JAM and ate a WHOLE BADGER with some honey and a little chutney"
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2.
To be stopped mid way through a procedure or disapointed
As i shot for goal i was
twunted by the defender who tackled me
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