What is Txt Roulette?
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the process of writing an innapropriate message on your own or a friends phone and searching through the contacts with the phone held over your head until you decide to stop scrolling and click send.
jimmys mum: 'i received an awful message off you earlier jimmy, about a donkey and some lube'
jimmy: 'damn, txt roulette '
GUTTED!
Random Words:
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A blumpkin that ends with the giver vomiting on the recipient.
The stench of Mike's shit was so bad that the blumpkin I was trying..
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Like a normal backslap, only harder, and thus more painful.
"By the time this loads I could Korean Backslap her 5 times!"
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A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..
