What is Txtonym?
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Used to describe two words that are mistakenly used interchangably because of predictive text messaging. The reconstruction of the correct message has become something of a forensic science.
I got this text message 'He you want to red my bombs them ball of' what does it mean???? It means 'If you want to see my
boobs then call me' they're all txtonyms.
Random Words:
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Someone ripe in the art of certificatation
Woman: "Let's fuck"
Certificatologist: "Say what?"
Woman: "N..
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Being heavily under the influnce of cannabis.
"After 6 blunts the kids were zansirsquashed"
"Wow!! Those kids are zansi..