Ty Delay

What is Ty Delay?


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When someone says 'Your welcome' before you can say thank you and makes you look/feel like a total douche bag and thereby, ruining your moment of graditude. The only way to avoid this is to beat them at their own game and say thank you like a run on sentence.

(CHRISTMAS DAY)

You "OMG! A new Gucci handbag! This must have been soooo expensive!"

Them "Your welcome"

You "Er...thank you..."

*with new knowledge*

You "OMGanewGuccihandbagthismusthavebeensoso expensivethankyou!"

Them "Er...your welcome"

See how you can flip that shit? Practice your TY Delayage

See thank you, gratitude, your welcome, douche bag, victory, pwn


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