What is Ty Delay?
1.
When someone says 'Your welcome' before you can say thank you and makes you look/feel like a total douche bag and thereby, ruining your moment of graditude. The only way to avoid this is to beat them at their own game and say thank you like a run on sentence.
(CHRISTMAS DAY)
You "OMG! A new Gucci handbag! This must have been soooo expensive!"
Them "Your welcome"
You "Er...thank you..."
*with new knowledge*
You "OMGanewGuccihandbagthismusthavebeensoso expensivethankyou!"
Them "Er...your welcome"
See how you can flip that shit? Practice your TY Delayage
See
Random Words:
1.
When someone cuts a hole in the popcorn container at the movie theater and puts their dick in it then gets another guy to feel around in..
1.
Euphemism used when embarrassed about being too poor to buy gifts for any one.
Pat: I am really having a religious Christmas this year...
1.
1. The reason Tupac Shakur is still releasing albums a decade on from his murder is that he is in fact alive as one of the walking dead...
