What is Tyger?
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A wild animal found in the southern parts of Great Britain. The tyger subspecies is commonly seen as a pest by most households that have come in contact with one.
This animal is usually seen during the day and hides at nighttime or when disturbed. It is very teritorrial and likes to stand it's ground against mother natures finest, but unfortunately it is quite low in the food chain and often loses out.
People who have been in contact with these say that they quite like eating fruit, and in particular prefer Apples. They are also a meat eater and amongst many types of meat they like eating faggots - sometimes they have been known to eat more than one at once.
Look Betty, can you see that Tyger playing with his faggots over there?
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Wild orgasm of anal sex in which the female growls like a tiger.
Mick and Marl had a gay tyger in their pink flowered bed.