What is Tynan?
1.
A really slick male that everyone thinks would kick someones ass in anything. A
Guy: Dude don't mess wth that guy he's a
tynan .
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2.
"lovable, caring, something"
hey look its lots of nice stuff
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3.
an individual with mongoloid shaped facial features but is more severely mentally handicapped than a Down’s Syndrome patient. It is also noteworthy to point out their underdeveloped pubic region, hunched vertebrae, constant drooling, and continues anal hemorrhaging. There is currently only one known surviving tynan in the wild.
"Children run! It's a tynan!"
4.
Phrase used by homosexuals to describe a man that “tucks back his twig and berries” so that he always has a “hot dog between his buns”. Typically, a tynan is the most promiscuous of male homosexuals whom is constantly in need of “scraping someone’s horn across his chocolate starfish”.
BOB-"It's a shame your son turned out to be a tynan."
BILL-"I am going to miss him"
BOB-"I think he is still breathing. You had better reload."
5.
cheating, lying bastard
needs to reform his ways.
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6.
the tapered end of a turd.
Often used as an insult in deep East Texas.
"Only thing worse than calling a man a "piece of sh*t" is to call him a tynan; cause that is the "ass end of a piece of sh*t"".
7.
i hurt my shelf
ow, i hurt my shelf
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