Tyne&wear

What is Tyne&wear?


1.

Tyneside and Wearside.

Newcastle and Sunderland.

Unfortunatly the people of newcastle seem to be incredibly ignorant and arrogant. While their overweight, drunk "people" smash phoneboxes, they claim to be "cultured".

Sunderland is a bigger city that is down the road and is no more of a shithole than newcastle. Face it, the whole of the north east is a shit hole. The buildings in newcastle may be nice but the people are scum

'Nuff said

"Am gannin' doon tha do-el office ta colleect me dosh, areet pet" - Geordie

2.

The best part of England. Home of Newcastle(The best city in the world.), Sunderland(Shithole full of Mackems.),Glittery Goddess(me) and The New Monkey.

Along with County Durham, we make up the North East of England. We have the best football team in the country(Newcastle United), and the worst (Darlington and Sunderland AFC).

No example.

3.

North East of England. it's alright. too many chavsthough

guy1: hey, where's Tyne&Wear?

guy2: NE of England.

guy1: ah yes, how silly of me.

guy2: it was rather.

guy1: don't be mean.

guy2: i'll do what i like!

guy1: stop being mean!

guy2: never!

guy1: ah well. s'your life.

guy2: it is, like.

guy1: yep

guy2: let's go to t'pub and get smashed!

guy1: K.

See place, boobies, enema, lizard, pie


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