Typewriter Edit Meaning

1.

an acient typing device your parents used after walking home from school through ten-foot snow drifts uphill both ways

Hey Karen! Look at this new typewriter i got! it even has automatic return!

See none

2.

the longest word that can be typed using only the top keys

typewriter- is that a COINCIDENCE?

See good, day, to, all, you

3.

A device with a keyboard that makes slapping sounds when you try to use it to connect to the internet.

Typical usage by a teenager:

myspace

myspace

myspace

myspace

Jesus - this fucking piece of shit typewriter doesn't have wireless.

See myspace, technology, internet, machine, ancient, arse

4.

The act of pinning someone down, and using the tips of your fingers to type on their upper chest, tickling them tremendously.

"Bob, if you don't be quiet, I'm going to have to typewriter you!"

See tickle, laughing, poking, nudge, laugh

5.

a word typed with only the top row of the keyboard.

6.

poor man's computer

Typewriter is the reason behind the least effective keyboard layout ever devised becoming a standard. Also known as QWERTY it is the primary source of fingerjams on a computer keyboard.

See dvorak, poor man, computer, writer, keyboard

7.

A sexual position synonymous with the girl on top cowboy position. She has her hands down on the chest or stomach similar to how one would use a typewriter.

Her favorite sex position is the typewriter. She loves being on top.