What is Typhoon?
1.
The act of receiving fellatio, and causing the giver to laugh right as one orgasms, making semen come out the giver's nose.
I sucked his dick last night and he gave me such a typhoon, my nose still stings a little from it.
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2.
a large whirlwind, hurricane, et cetera
The typhoon caused much destruction in TOKYO.
3.
When a woman spits on your testicles, then blows on them, all while she jerks you off.
That girl from the bar last night gave me a typhoon. Also known as typhooning, or being typhooned.
4.
Filling up a large garbage bin/can and leaning it up against someone's door so when the door opens inward, the water flows out all over the persons room and stuff
We typhooned Paul's room so bad all of his stuff was soaked.
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5.
A type of hairstyle sported by Prince in the early 90s. Very puffy on top.
Lyrics from I Want 2 Melt With U
'From the tip of my typhoon
2 the bottom of your ankle chains'
6.
Slang for an African-American.
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Watch out! Those typhoons are walking over here.
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7.
1) a huge whooshing pee
2) the act of expelling a large quantity of noxious gasses from the rectal, vaginal, naval, penisal, nasal, oral, or optical orfice
1) Horace typhooned into the trash recepticle.
2) It seems like every time I pass by you on the street, you're typhooning.
