Typical Lunch Eater Edit Meaning

1. Directions given using solely Jiffy Lubes as landmarks. Best used in cities, where there are at least 20 Jiffy Lubes on every major road..

1. Female genitalia or the acquiescence of female sexual company. Slang for "pussy". Yo nigga, I get mo puddy than a pet shelter..

1. A solemn promise to refrain from Absinthe ingestion to prevent the ear-severing, cubo-witticisms (or worse) that would inherently bloom...