Typical White Man

What is Typical White Man?


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A stereotypical caucasian male who's day goes as follows:

Wakes up, showers and shaves, goes to work in a button-down shirt and tie, returns home at five, eats dinner, watches the ball game, puts his children to bed, and "fornicates" with his wife before going to bed himself and starting another day.

This meeting probably takes place around a water-cooler.

Brian the typical white man: Hey! It's Friday want to go out tonight for happy hour after work and watch the game?

Chuck: Sure Brian, but I can't stay out too late. My wife is preparing a special meal for her book club, and I have to be there.

See honkey, cracker, whitey, white person, american


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