Tyre

What is Tyre?


1.

The part of the car that touches the ground. need never be replaced as tread is covered with furry animals that crossed the road at the wrong moment.

Tyres are made of squirrels, bunnies, rubber, and occasionally deer.

See Gumba Gumba

2.

A part of a motor car. A motor car may have three or four of them touching the road, and one in the boot.

Every Englishman has the right to piss on the right front tyre of a parked motor car.


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