U Ghett Me

What is U Ghett Me?


1.

A slightly more ghetto way of asking someone if they understand what you've said.

Dat gyal is chuuung blud. U ghett me!

2.

A fucking shite chav term that everyone in the south of england, usually bedford uses which is annoying as fuck and usually induces violence in the average normal white person who doesnt think he is black. The term is usually used by female chavs aged 9-18 and sounds fucking stupid, although it can be used by male chavs aged 15 who think they are hard.

chav 1: dat kid over der is 2 normal 4 us

chav 2: u ghett me

chav 3: we shud go and start beef wid him just cos e can spell "antidisestablishmentarianism" (at this point, chav 3 has to point to the word on a magazine and ask a normal human being 2 tell him what it says).

chav 1 and 2: u ghett me

chav 3 (to normal human being): u ghett me?

normal human being: no, i dont ghett u, i may understand u but i dont even understand u if u talk like that. go and die u fucking retarded cunts, dont even go to school and learn to speak properly as u are wasting taxpayers money. motherfucking well fuck off and diiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee, u scummy chavvy pikey shite.

HOW TO OFFEND A CHAV: PLAY THE ARCTIC MONKEYS ALBUM AT FULL VOLUME IN FRONY OF HIM/HER

See chav, shite, scum, pikey


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