U + Ur Hand

What is U + Ur Hand?


1.

When lonley and have no one else to "play" with, you whip it out and choke the chickenalso known as jacking off

Paul-What are you doing tonight?

Aaron-Oh I don't know what are you doing U + Ur hand tonight!

Paul-Keep that on the DL

See choking the chicken, jacking off, masterbating, rubbing one out


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