What is Uab?
1.
Under Age Booty. This term arrives from one of Maryland's elite overseers of the young. Coined in 2007, the use of this term has been passed around in a tight circle (no pun intended) of friends and acquaintances. Whenever one sees a UAB, one must at least acknowledge the presence of said child. The official saying of UAB fans is: The younger, the better.
The best place to find the U-est UABs is the hospitals when they are born. However, access is not always available so it is suggested to go to child's places such as Chuck E Cheese or Pump It Up. Although public demonstrations of UAB love is frowned upon, a UAB-ist should show it proudly and high-five, hug, kiss, then have intercourse with the finest and U-est UAB they can find.
This definition has indeed been written by the originator: ShiningSeoul.
Bob: Hey you see that UAB over there?
Todd: Yeah?
Bob: So tight.
Todd: YO WHAT THE F---
Johnny: Do you know who's cute?
Ralph: Your brother.
Johnny: ...why?
Ralph: Cause he UAB.
Johnny: Dawg, you is gay.
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under age booty.
This is a person who is under the age 17 and below. They have the FRESHEST, TIGHTEST and JUICIEST body. The younger the person the more fresher they are. Their young SWEET, SLEEK and TENDER bodies have many nutrients that increase your life energy when you rape dem. Having sex with 100 uab will grant you magical powers as well as immortality;)
DAMN!! that uab lookin FINE:)
dude i want to do a
piledriver ,strawberry shortcake and give agolden shower to that yung male uab.
Using the power of the uab R. Kelly achieved immortality from the American Justice System
Michael Jackson first discovered the power of uab and even to this day like R. Kelly uses it to be IMMORTAL from the Justice system
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UGLY ASS BITCH
Dude 1: Wow that cheerleader is one UAB
Dude 2: Dude, i know but atleast she has some bitchin nipplage
Dude 1: Tru Dat
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A generic, knock-off school from the great University of Alabama (in Tuscaloosa), but in Birmingham..
Also known as University of Asians & Blacks
Person A: "Um, where did our math teacher King Hau go to school?"
Person B: "Uh, I think it was that generic school..in Birmingham..Oh wait, yeah, I remember..The University of Asians & Blacks! UAB!"
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