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Performing oral sex on a *very* pregnant woman.
My wife and I couldn't have sex the old fashioned way, so I gave her a little &quo..
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When doing a girl in the ass, you jizz, and she later has to take a mad crap and your jizz comes out with it.
Guy: Hey baby that was so..
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What you say when something funnyor embarrassinghappens, you pretend to have a camera phone in your hand and say zoom in zoom in! oh day..
