What is Ubarlight?
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A paladin of unbridled awesomeness who trancends the very word "awesome" itself. Dedicated to educating the mass of wusses on every aspect of awesome.
Ubarlight likes long walks on the beach, intellectual discussions on who is cooler and the proper mechanics of eating melons, spamming duels to wusses and hitting on women. OH YEA!
Random Words:
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the act of of taking your balls and slaping a woman in the face so hard with your ball sack that it leaves a black eye.
that (the) wrec..
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When you make love to the butt cheeks without actual penetration.
We didn't have a condom so we did the next best thing..the moist..
