What is Uben?
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Pronounced OO-bin
1. A top-quality but little known venue or product; a "best kept secret"
2. Rumored to be the real first name of Falcon, an LA-based tattoo artist.
Joe's Shanghai has decent Chinese food but it's a tourist trap. Try the place two doors down, that one's an uben.
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uben is someone who is uber foonky but a pansy
ubens are very rare so if you find one look after them
that boy over there is uben
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Random Words:
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are you listening!
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1. insult. a total fuckass
2.verb. a way of saying someone is or has eaten a girl out.
1. dave is being a cuntwrap supreme.
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