What is Uben?
1. A top-quality but little known venue or product; a "best kept secret"
2. Rumored to be the real first name of Falcon, an LA-based tattoo artist.
Joe's Shanghai has decent Chinese food but it's a tourist trap. Try the place two doors down, that one's an uben.
uben is someone who is uber foonky but a pansy
ubens are very rare so if you find one look after them
that boy over there is uben