U-bend Acrobat

What is U-bend Acrobat?

A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.

I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!

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