U-bend Acrobat

What is U-bend Acrobat?

A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.

I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!

I Ain't Wearin' One

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Ye Know Yeah

1. The ultimate dis! Only used when describing a twat or wanker who you hate with every ounce of evil in your body. That curry seller is ..

Pingote

1. The resulting manscape when the pubes are trimmed in the shape of a mustache, just above the penis. The word is a mix of the spanish wo..

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