über Goober

What is über Goober?


1.

the complete and utter extent of goobage. one who squints a lot; has trouble controlling the volume of his or her voice; interrupts others to tell uninteresting stories but doesn't realize it; often far too enthuastic about everything; unusually large forehead and, the most significant uber goober sign: clueless of their ube goob status

That guy James is an uber goober to the max.

See gooberhead, goober style, leland, yaboy

2.

huge cock

big dick

big penis

I fucked her with my huge dick, while fucking her she screamed you have a uber goober mr. man

See goober, cock, dick, unit

3.

(n) Basically, the epitomy of 'nerd'. Somebody who is just so geeky that you could put them in a room with nothing but a peice of paper and an aniseed ball, and they would somehow manage to make an experiment out of it.

See also: Goober

"You, my friend, are an uber goober."

"Uber-goober it up!"

Bill Gates

4.

A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.

Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.

See moron, uuber, dork, hi guy

5.

Similar to Alpha Geekand uber geek, but specifically referring to someone who games excessively, or is focused on gaming, moreso even than other gamers around them. The person in a gaming circle who puts the most time and effort into the game or preparing for the game, regardless of whether or not they have a life outside it, although, that is usually true to carry the title as a compliment and not something more derogatory. Generally this refers more to people who play pen and paper RPGs or LARPs or miniatures rather than computer gamers.

You painted 257 miniatures in one night? Truly you are the Über Goober.

6.

a man known for having a long, girthy penis

yeah, she is coming over again tonight. she knows whos got the uber goober!

See dick, goober, pecker, cock


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