What is über Goober?
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the complete and utter extent of goobage. one who squints a lot; has trouble controlling the volume of his or her voice; interrupts others to tell uninteresting stories but doesn't realize it; often far too enthuastic about everything; unusually large forehead and, the most significant uber goober sign: clueless of their ube goob status
That guy James is an uber goober to the max.
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huge cock
big dick
big penis
I fucked her with my huge dick, while fucking her she screamed you have a uber goober mr. man
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(n) Basically, the epitomy of 'nerd'. Somebody who is just so geeky that you could put them in a room with nothing but a peice of paper and an aniseed ball, and they would somehow manage to make an experiment out of it.
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"You, my friend, are an uber goober."
"Uber-goober it up!"
Bill Gates
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A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.
Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.
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Similar to Alpha
You painted 257 miniatures in one night? Truly you are the Über Goober.
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a man known for having a long, girthy penis
yeah, she is coming over again tonight. she knows whos got the uber goober!
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