What is Uber Noob?
1.
some that has been playing a video game for a long period of time but still sucks donkey dick at it.
That nigger cojack is such a fucken uber noob.
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2.
One so lacking in skills, they will always be a
1. Some unnamed person that we will call Chris, requests tech support question easily answered by a google search multiple times.
Several knowledgeable people carefully instruct the "uber-nOOb" to go to google, again.
2. Someone, who after playing a game for months, is still getting killed twenty to one, and has no clue what is going on around them.
Several knowledgeable people constructively inform this person, in a special way, of their uber-nOObishness.
3. After many years of internet surfing, this person still sends forwards, spams IM, and doesn't understand what spyware is. This person buys a new computer because it is getting too slow, while thir system tray has 35 icons.
3.
A noob that is so noobish that you want to beat the piss out of them.
Omg Rick is such a damn Uber Noob we should take him out back!!!
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4.
A skilled noob, someone who communicates with the people around and mimics the skilled people in a game. This particular person is a fast learner and is good at most things.
"Uggh do we want him he seems noob"
"Na dont worry im an uber noob, i'll just copy what you guys do to learn"
"Ah sweet then"
