Uberman

What is Uberman?


1.

A sleep schedule in which a person sleeps 30 minutes every four to six hours. (This is actually done by some people notably university/college students with dead-end goals, self-proclaimed insomniacs, security guards at places which require little security, etc.)

"I became so addicted to coffee as a student that I'm now on Uberman - and unemployed."

See uberman, sleep, insomniac

2.

Derived from Nietzsche's "ubermensch," uberman means one who is fantastic in all ways of life

"I am the uberman!" shouted Jack, the valedictorian basebally player as he hugged his beautiful girlfriend tightly.

See Nietzsche

3.

What could have been if Kal-El landed in Nazi Germany instead of the good ole U.S.A. (tip of the Hat to an old SNL sketch)

"Uberman, who in disguise is Klaus Kent, a mild-mannered clerk for the Ministry of Propaganda, Fights a never ending battle for untruth, injustice, and the Nazi way!"

See superman, uber, kal-el, krypton, man of steel


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