Ubernostrom

What is Ubernostrom?


1.

cures your every ill - makes your problems go away.

Is the unatainable miracle drug that will make your life perfect.

"Ubernostrom takes the pain away..."

"I havent cried in two weeks! I think..."

"Thank God for... UBERNOSTROM!"

2.

Miracle drug that tastes just like candy

Man 1: It tastes just like candy

Man 2: I enjoy the freedom of Ubernostrom.

Deep Echoey voice: UBERNOSTROM!

Man 3: Ubernostrom makes me feel fresh.

Man 4: I made $20,000!

Man 5: I naver knew love, but then I tried Ubernostrom.


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