What is Ubf?
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University Bible Fellowship.
UBF targets "lost" undergraduates to turn them into evangelists themselves. College students who are lonely, depressed or in trouble are attracted by their warm welcome,
UBF members are are expected to follow strongly hierarchical Confucionist Korean traditions as well as very conservative Christian values. After about a year or two of attending meeting and performing some UBF activities and acknowledging "meeting Jesus personally" the new-comer is now called a "Shepherd".
Most "sheep" leave after a couple of months after learning about the closed-mindedness the group. Other people may stay in order not to hurt the feelings of the their UBF "shepherds" who gave them too much attention. Strict obedience to the values of the group is expected. Among the very conservative rules of UBF are strictly forbidden dating, very time-demanding UBF activities (that are not optional), and life style and even dressing style that are closely monitored by the group.
For those who remain in UBF -- by either accepting the lifestyle or by not having the strength to leave, marriage is considered a prize (offered by an UBF leader) to faithful UBF single members. UBF members are expected to marry exclusively to other members of the group as indicated by leaders of UBF. Since there is a "no dating" policy, the maximum freedom a member has is to "decline" or "accept" the offer. Declining a partner is considered lack of faith, since this UBF form of marriage is often described as "marriage by faith" (without knowing the partner of if they are compatible with each other). Therefore, most couples obey their leaders and accept the arranged marriage -- that happens within a very short time to make sure they do not date before the wedding. The new couple is called a "House-Church" and reports to an UBF leader, that sometimes also decides on private matters.
"Do you want to study the Bible?"
"What? Where are you from?"
"We are from UBF..."
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An acronym for Ugly best friend. A friend kept around to make yourself look better by comparison.
Dude, I get so many people checking me out when I'm out with my UBF.
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University Bible Fellowship.
UBF targets "lost" undergraduates to turn them into future UBF-proselytizers. College students who are lonely,
UBF members are are expected to follow the hierarchical Korean Confucionism traditions as well as very conservative Christian values. After about a year or two of attending most UBF meetings and performing some UBF activities and acknowledging to the group how his or her life is better than in the dark day they joined UBF because they are now a
Most "sheep" leave after a couple of months after learning about the closed-mindedness the group. Other people may stay in order not to hurt the feelings of the their UBF "shepherds" who gave them too much attention. For "shepherds", strict obedience to the values of the group is expected. Among the very conservative rules of UBF are strictly forbidden dating, very time-demanding UBF activities (missing a meeting, for example, is not an option), life style and dressing style that are also closely monitored by the group.
At UBF -- given the no-
Many house-churches dedicate their lives as volunteers to proselytize for UBF. They live a simple life near a major campus and invite students to their homes for Bible-study meetings and even perform worship services on Sundays. And This perpetuates the UBF cycle.
Typical approach near a major campus:
"Do you wanna study the
Bible ?"
"What? Where are you from?"
"We are from UBF..."
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The union of british fascists (UBF) is a political party often unfairly compared to the BNP. The UBF is dedicated to the purification of the white british living in the UK. This is primarily to solve the overpopulation of the UK, partly to lower very significantly its crime rate, and also to get rid of irritating accents eg easy now i live in the ghetto etc etc.
The founder of the UBF, who tends to prefer to remain unnamed, has no real reason for having these opinions, but there you go.
The UBF has always claimed to be a non violent organization, although the anonymous founder always tends to have UNEXPLAINED bruises on his face and body. I believe him though.
The party's other policies are
Secede from EU
Absolutely no immigration
Kill all chavs
Bring the troops home
Keep takeaway workers
Stop doing what the US tells us
At the next election, i'm going to vote UBF!
Naaaa blud daaan't do daaat!
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