Ubiquitesque Edit Meaning

1. a guy that has potential at first glance but is just too damn dirty close up that you could ever consider him as a viable dating option ..

1. When your computer networks gets 'fucked up' beyone repair, and your IT professional tells you there is nothing he/she can do ..

1. When somebody asks you how many songs you have on your ipod, and you lie about it. (If you really have 150, you say something like 2000..