U-bonics

What is U-bonics?

A made up language that incorporates slang, mispronounced words, poor gramar, and "clever" word associations.

U-bonics is a form of degraded English, used mostly by lower class American youth.

"What dat fo? You know wat I be sayin! U-bonics iz I talkin bout!"

See ubonics, eubonics

Pronounced you-bonics. High Tech Red Neckfor Ebonics.

bubba: Who was dat on da fone?

htrn: Dunno.

bubba: Whad ey say?

htrn: Dunno, they spoke U-bonics.

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