What is Ubs?
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1. Unballer Status
2. People not worthy of hanging out with.
3. Dilapidated conditions; as in housing.
4. A tool.
"He is a UBS piece of shit."
"This apartment is the most UBS place I've ever lived in."
"Where did he go?" "I don't know - UBSville?"
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The shortened version of uber. Used when feeling extremely lazy, but still need to get the point across.
Hey, last night you banged Sally, I heard you came ubs fast. Poor Sally.
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Acronym for: Ultra Bean Sauce
often found in super cafe's that serve exotic beans
"Oh Man! i spilt my UBS..."
"Do you want UBS on that?"
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Commonly mistaken for USB, Universal Serial Bus, by an extremely large portion of the US population. This is a connection protocol for computers. USB can be used to connect printers, cameras, and a vast number of other things to other devices (normally a computer).
One must be very careful as to not offend a person while correcting them. Directly pointing out the error could result in the person spontaneously combusting in your face.
"I did not get a UBS cable with my printer."
"My UBS ports don't work"
"Where are the UBS drives?"
"The internets are broken, please use the UBS for internet access."
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Used to describe an ugly ass baby. Some children just aren't cute at all, as unfortunate as that is. So when you spot a really ugly baby, you can claim "UBS", as they're cursed with Ugnaught Baby Syndrome. The word Ugnaught refers to those ugly piglike midgets that froze Han Solo in Carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back.
"It's a good thing your baby doesn't have UBS (Ugnaught Baby Syndrome) because I'd just have to lie and say they were cute anyway, even if they weren't. Luckily, since your child is adorable, I can tell you that my fears of UBS kicking in were unfounded."
