Ubuntu

What is Ubuntu?


1.

Ubuntu is an ancient african word, meaning "I can't configure Debian"

I installed Ubuntu yesterday, it was way more easier than Debian

See linux, distribution, funny, africa

2.

1. An African phrase meaning "humanity towards others".

2. A distribution of Linux

1. "A person with ubuntu is open and available to others, affirming of others, does not feel threatened that others are able and good, for he or she has a proper self-assurance that comes from knowing that he or she belongs in a greater whole and is diminished when others are humiliated or diminished, when others are tortured or oppressed."

2. Ubuntu is a nice distro. I dual boot between Ubuntu and Windows.

3.

Ubuntu is a distribution of Linux.

Some good points of Ubuntu are:

-It has decent package manager.

-It has very good repositories.

-It is easy to use.

-It comes with good freewareby default.

-It has many sub-distributions to choose from.

-It is easy to install.

-It has some nice utilities.

-It is decently easy to configure.

-It can be loaded from a fully functional Live CD or installed on your hard drive.

-It has lots of packages available to suit your needs that can be downloadedwith a few clicks.

Some people think Linux is "copying" Windows, its not.

Some people say Linux is a religion, its not (although there is a large Linux community)

Some people insist that Linux is HARD to use compared to Windows, it isn't, it is just different.

1: Mike was so happy with his decision to install Ubuntu on his computer.

2: Jim installed Kubuntubecause he preferred KDEover Gnome.

3: I think people have to come to the realization that there isn't a "best OS", they all have their own good qualities.

See os, linux, ubuntu, kubuntu, operating system, kernel

4.

The most well known linux distribution, comes with the GNOME environment and a complete set of tools for everyday use. It is also very easy to use, and to install. It has 2 main variants: Kubuntu and xubuntu in which each uses a different environment. Kubuntu uses KDE, and xubuntu uses xfce. It is also very easy to switch to if you were a windows user.

Guy1: Yes i just got windows Vista! W00t!

Guy2: Wow, good luck.

Guy1: Why, it just cost me 500 of my hard earned cash! It must be great.

Guy2: If you use windows, your a slave to microsoft and profit companies.

Guy1: Then what should i use?

Guy2: Ubuntu.

Guy1: Uh, ok.

See ubuntu, linux, linus torvalds, best, micro$oft

5.

The removal of all objectivity, usefulness, and ability from the most useful operating system ever designed.

The primary cause of a lack of knowledge of the operating system that is actually running.

"What's with all the pretty pictures? This thing looks Ubuntu'd"

See ubuntu, operating systems, linux, unix

6.

To ejaculate on a womans face.

John: Awww man last night was great, I ubuntu'd all over that bitch.

Mike: Indeed that must have been great!

See ejaculate, sperm, cum, skeet skeet, facial

7.

One of the new 6 billion Pokemon that have no powers that are original or even good. In fact, if you pay attention to Pokemon that closely, you're probably Asianand younger than 10, and/or gay.*

*reference xkcd

"Have you seen the new Ubuntu release?"

"Nah, I'm not into Pokemon."

See xkcd, pokemon, asian, powerless, gay


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