What is Uc Gay-vis?
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A common term for UC Davis. A "University" for berkely rejects most notable for its smell of shit around campus. In fact, the whole town of Davis smells like shit, partially because of the cows, but mostly becuase of the smelly douchebags who go there. UC Davis is everyones last choice school and is often referred to as Davis State, because it might as well be a state school.
Also their athletics are horrible, and they have possibly the gayest band in the United States. Well technically they call themselves the "Band-uh" i guess becuase UC Davis band was not fruity enough for their liking. Any typical night in Davis you can find a shit load of Asians either riding their bicycles recklessly or dangerously driving their toyota, hondas, or suzukis.
Hey Mom I got into Berkely..!
Ohh thank god, now you won't have to go to UC Gay-vis.
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