What is Ucas?
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University College Application Service, or something like that. Basically a service that allows you to apply for universities that is so incredibley long winded and complex that you loose the will to live as one uni after another rejects you.
"You have been rejected from <insert univeristy name here>. Better luck next year!"
Bastards.
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A form. Not to be confused with the bionic, even though it does cost £6M maaaaan, understaaaaand? Me neither.
"John Evans please sign for your UCAS form again" - Noddy Holder
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Someone who is obsessed with video gaming, physical and mental traits that help you identify them include:
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Someone who cuts the penis from the balls and keeps it in a Asda bag and keeps it for safe keeping.
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