What is Ucas?
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University College Application Service, or something like that. Basically a service that allows you to apply for universities that is so incredibley long winded and complex that you loose the will to live as one uni after another rejects you.
"You have been rejected from <insert univeristy name here>. Better luck next year!"
Bastards.
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A form. Not to be confused with the bionic, even though it does cost £6M maaaaan, understaaaaand? Me neither.
"John Evans please sign for your UCAS form again" - Noddy Holder
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A man's sperm or ejaculation. You can only use it if you call your penis the lennon, or any Beatle really.
Girl: i need your beatl..
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when you walk up to someone and they go one way and you go the same and its hard to pass them.
"yo i just had mad switch-foot with..
