What is Ucas?
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University College Application Service, or something like that. Basically a service that allows you to apply for universities that is so incredibley long winded and complex that you loose the will to live as one uni after another rejects you.
"You have been rejected from <insert univeristy name here>. Better luck next year!"
Bastards.
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A form. Not to be confused with the bionic, even though it does cost £6M maaaaan, understaaaaand? Me neither.
"John Evans please sign for your UCAS form again" - Noddy Holder
Random Words:
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The DUMBEST comeback ever invented
"Man, you stupid faithful boy!"
"....what the hell was that?"
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THe dumbest ..
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To have a complete breakdown in class whilst reading shakespear.
Dude Just Totally Busted a Watson all over my desk. Bust A Watson
See..
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A fake hippy who complains about every polluting object known to man but uses the same products that they complain about.
Oh those awfu..