What is Uconn?
1.
Ejaculating on a passed out female in the state of CT without actually touching her, which was legal prior to new legislation.
Don't get drunk and pass out here, or Diamond might Uconn you.
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2.
a drinking school with a basketball problem
right in the middle of farm country, there's nothing to do, so we play ball and get wasted
we got two 30 packs, a bottle of bacardi dark, a bottle of jim beam, some absolut, a 1/4 oz of the chronic and 1.5 grams of blow and some blunts, and yeah, that was my spring weekend
3.
The greatest basketball school in the country that produced players such as Diana Taurasi, Sue Bird, Swin Cash, Nykesha Sales, Rip Hamilton, Emeka Okafor, and Ben Gordan.
I'm good, but I'm not Uconn good?
4.
Better than you, asshole; 2004 Men's Basketball Champions, 2004 Women's Basketball Champions, and 2004 Motor City Bowl Champions; Toledo's daddy; where the best athletes learn; University of Connecticut
Duke is nowhere near as good as UConn. UConn is the greatest sports team in the world! Toledo got killed by UConn, 39-10.
5.
The largest public university (and primier party school) of New England.
You know you go to UConn if...
1. You live in Storrs CT at all
2. You walk miles to get to football games
3. You can fill all the spots in a 10-person drinking
waterfall and still go to 8 AM classes the next morning
4. You hate
Northeastern University for taking the husky as their official mascot first
5. A tent is your dorm room during basketball season
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