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A description for a female with a less-than-adequate bottom. Derived from the phenomenon of people sitting on a couch and watching TV, ..
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A penis that is tiny.
"Hugo and I had the most passionate sex last night, it's just such a shame he's got a smurf hammer..
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When person 1 is woken up by person 2 yelling fire and squatting over them with person 2's bare ass. Person 1 immediately wakes up,..
