What is Ufc?
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Ultimate Fighting Championship
"UFC is becoming the most entertaining semi-sports of today."
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Ultimate Fighting Championship
Bunch of hard-nuts get into an octagon shaped cage and knock the living shit out of each other. Elbows, knees to face, you name it.
No throat, eye or back of head strikes.
Different to eg K-1 as ground-work and submission techniques are also used.
The best knockouts ever, and the most testosterone flying around.
Most fighters come in classified as MMA (Mixed Martial Arts), although many are from Jiu-Jitsu.
Argueably the future of full-contact fighting.
Makes boxing look gay.
"Hi, Jeff? It's Bob. Me and my boyfriend are going to go watch the boxing - wanna cum?"
"No, Fuck off. I'm staying in with a few cans to watch the UFC, bitch"
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Ugly. Fat. Chick.
that fuckin' ufc cock blocked me from her smokin hot friend.
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Ultimate Fighting Championship
It's the most overhyped, and overrated mixed martial arts company in the world. When it had a cult following before it went mainstream it was much better: there were less rules and less bullshit grappling.
Joe: Are You going to the UFC PPV taping?
Scott: No I'm holding out for the Affliction taping
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Un Funny Cunt
When someone tries to be funny, but isnt they get called a UFC
Jeff - "Why did the chicken croos the road?, to get to the other side"
You - "UFC!"
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Ultimate Fighting Championship. Originally a multi-style free for all which was dominated by Royce Grace of the Grace Jujitsu family. There were 3 rules: No biting, no eye gouging, stop when the opponent taps out. Eventually, this became a joke as a serious fight and now has the feel of staged entertainment. New rules include rounds, points, TKO, throwing in the towel and the 5 minute “grand entrances” and trash talk about settling “grudges.”
I just saw UFC 248! 3 hours of trash talking, 20 minutes of "fighters" circling each other and 5 seoncds of fighting before the ref called the match! And it only cost $14.99 on pay per view!
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UFC is what started out as an excellent fighting idea, but evolved to nothing more than skilless brawling, where the person who can take the most damage wins. An excellent idea, but in the end, UFC failed.
"Shit, I want to start a REAL MMA group, not that pansy UFC shit."
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