Uffj

What is Uffj?


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Something extremely unfortunate, generally of a humorous nature. Acronym for "UnFortunate For Johnny."

STEVE - "My wife busted me watching anal fisting porn last night."

MARK - "UFFJ."

See unfortunate, johnny, stupid, ridiculous


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