Uffj

What is Uffj?

Something extremely unfortunate, generally of a humorous nature. Acronym for "UnFortunate For Johnny."

STEVE - "My wife busted me watching anal fisting porn last night."

MARK - "UFFJ."

See unfortunate, johnny, stupid, ridiculous

Low Mileage

1. Almost a virgin. She's not cherry, but she's low milage. See Delusional 2. A female who hasnt slept with many men. 3. a)..

Head-juicer

1. a person who likes to juice heads, or has been seen juicing a head Damn, he's a head-juicer! See bully, rascal, harrier, tough..

Uniperson

1. A person who is also a unicorn. Or perhaps a person and a unicorn at the same time. Unipersons generally talk about jacking off. "..

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