Uffle Shuffle

What is Uffle Shuffle?


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Derived from truffle shuffle, the act of masturbation via movement of the belly area. Generally a guitar is involved, using the guitar to stimulate the belly, and commonly includes incoherent “singing”.

Chris was enjoying the uffle shuffle in the park, when two little kids started throwing rocks at him for his horrendous singing.

See spanking the monkey, truffle shuffle, flying solo, wank, guitar


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