What is Ufo?
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Abbreviation for "Unidentified Flying Object". The USAF defines a UFO as: Anything that relates to any airborne object which by performance, aerodynamic characteristics, or unusual features does not conform to any presently known aircraft or missile type, or which cannot be identified as a familiar object. (USAF Regulation 200-2)
The Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) is the world's largest civilian UFO scientific reseach organization.
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Unidentified Flying Object. Has evolved from a simple military classification to a word synonomous with
It's a UFO! Oh, wait, it's an airplane. Or a pie plate. Or a crazy person.
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UFO - Undercover Flirting Operation - a moment when two people who have no apparent public history with each other, exchange glances, smiles, suggestive looks, and other non-verbal cues, signifying that they indeed have some history. Often accompanied by restrained giggling, adrenaline rushes, and loud, double-entendre conversations with others nearby to "communicate" without directly talking to the person of interest. Also, referred to as a "Romeo & Juliet" or a "bump". Most often used by cheating spouses, inter-office romances, teens from different social standings (band fag and cheerleader), and in grade school children (often expressed in violent terms - pushing, pulling hair, name calling, de-panting, etc.) Very difficult to see, despite often being in plain sight.
Billy Bob: Hey Sally May, did you just see that? I think I just saw a UFO!
Sally May: where?
Billy Bob: That guy at the desk and that chick with her boyfriend keep looking at each other, smiling, and mouthing words to each other! Oh Wait, did you just see that! He just texted her, and then she checked her phone and smiled back at him! Well I'll be, it IS a UFO! Hot dog, Sally May, that's a once in a lifetime thing! Sally?
Sally May: Oh sorry, I was just checking my phone, I just got a text from a friend. Nothing important. what were you saying?
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The sexual act in which a man performs on a woman (preferably someone's mother). First all the lights are turned off for total darkness. Next the man slips a glow-in-the-dark condom over his penis and then begins to float around the dark room; thus giving the effect of a flying spaceship, or other un-identified floating object. The woman then is invited to catch such object with whatever she pleases, i.e. her mouth or other orifices. When the man grows weary of floating around, he then proceeds to crash-land his "ship" into the woman's "Area51”.
"Hey Mitch, I totally UFO 'd your mom last night ! "
"She always loves when I crash my UFO in her. "
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In reference to the skiing and snowboarding industry, UFO stands for uncoordinated fucking orient. Applies to all the asian, indian etc. punters who cant ski or board worth a damn and will never be able to - why? Because they are a UFO.
That UFO just stacked it for the 50th time!
I hate teaching UFOs. Its a waste of time!!
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Unleaded fuel only
self-explanatory
Shit, I just put diesel into my UFO.
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A totally fictional,(gulp), spacecraft that I did not see on the 24th May 2007.
I did not report it to the police because I did not see one.
UFO's are not real. I can seriously... and honestly state... that UFO's are fictional.
Jack: Hey, didn't you see a UFO?
Blake: No.
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