What is U.f.o.?
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U.F.O. stands for: Unidentified. Flying. Object.
It's what all the phoney pics and such are all about, aliens, outer space, etc.
Farmer Billy: "Pops, I think I saw myself a U.F.O. last night"
Farmer Tom: "No sonny, there is no such thing as aliens"
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Acronym for UnFuckable Object. Usually describes someone overweight, unbelievably ugly, or crazy.
-Have you seen Manuel?
-Yeah, man. He's a total U.F.O.
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The sexual act in which a man performs on a woman (preferably someone's mother). First all the lights are turned off for total darkness. Next the man slips a glow-in-the-dark condom over his penis and then begins to float around the dark room ; thus giving the effect of a flying spaceship, or other un-identifided floating object. The woman then is invited to catch such object with whatever she pleases, i.e. her mouth or other orifaces. When the man grows weary of floating around, he then proceeds to crash-land his "ship" into the woman's "Area51" .
"Hey Mitch, I totally U.F.O. 'd your mom last night ! "
"She always loves when I crash my U.F.O. in her. "
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the female equivalent of love handles. So named because the fat sticks out and hovers around their tummies/hips, creating a shape quite like an unidentified flying object, and also results in the woman being classified as an Un-Fuckable Object. Thus, U.F.O. is an acronym for Un-Fuckable Object.
Wow. check out that U.F.O. She is on fat Biatch. I'd have to drink 3 40oz to go home with her. I'm sure she's got a nice personality though.
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the female equivalent of
Whoa, check out that U.F.O.
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(abbreviation) Unidentified Faggot Object. (An Unknown Faggot.)
Hey Vicky, what's Billy doing with that U.F.O.? Is that his new man meat?
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unidentified ferari-lookin object
sir can u step out the vehicle. i just got a report of a U.F.O. flyin down the hutch.
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