U.f.p Edit Meaning

1. One who is an extremely massive bender. See that guy over there mincing around? What an Eddie Als. I bet he taks it right up the shit p..

1. Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion. "Got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. Leave me alone I&ap..

1. n. A situation that at first appears fruitful but ends up a bust. Man, that party ended up being one big crapabonanza! See Tom..