U.f.p Edit Meaning

1. Short for " mustache/ moustache". The man's 'stache wasn't very well-trimmed, so I suggested that he shave it ..

1. An ugly Texan/hick with down syndrome. Still plays Deer Hunter online using AOL dial-up on his 1994 Compaq PC. Hopes to some day be as..

1. A kinkier word for sperm. That dude got his zulskoni in my hair See sperm, jizz, cum, jelly..