U.f.p Edit Meaning

1. To be so sad that you go home drunk and alone, cry and masturbate using your own tears as lubrication. Jon:Dude got dumped on Valentine..

1. To mistakenly not wash one's wang after analsex. Awww man, I totally just Zarqx'd last night after boning my girlfriend. See..

1. A word used in the Halo 3 gaming comunity to desribe god "sparky 501 sentanced me to the abyss, damn he rocks my socks into cocks ..