U.f.p Edit Meaning

1. Semi-truck hips that turn heads! That girl I'm dating has some huge hazers, I don't even know what to do with them! See hips..

1. Masturbation, because every time you do it God magically kills a puppy. Today I cast three puppy magic spells. All were successful. A..

1. When bananas go rotten and simply just end up looking like shit. Mike: "Dude, want a banana?" Katie: "I don't want..