Ufps

What is Ufps?


1.

"Uncontrollable Farty Pants Syndrome"

A common malady among the male of the species. Often accompanied by an ass-scratch, balls-tug (and sniff), and other morning male rituals.

That's the third dutch oven you've given me! I think you have UFPS!

See farts, eggers


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