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1. to masturbate while watching an unknowing friend sleep on the couch. I don't care how drunk he is, you better give that mother fuc..

1. taking the easy way out/ doing somthing half ass Raking the levees in your yard into piles but not picking them up to they eventually b..

1. A unit of measurement that can encompass anything, and any breadth. Anything you can possibly conceive of can be used on the quiche-o-m..