Ugly As...

What is Ugly As...?


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You can be ugly as:

- a hatful of arseholes

- a busted arse

- a hatful of busted arsholes

You could have:

- been beaten with the ugly stick

- been beaten with the ugly stick, then took it off them and ate it

- fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

You could have a face like:

- a robber's dog (or a thief's dog)

- a smashed pineapple

- a smashed crab

- a dropped pie

You could be so ugly:

- you'd be stuck for a face when the baboon wanted its arse back

- you'd make a train take a dirt road

You're ugly as... if my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards

See ugly, fugly, ugly stick, smashed pineapple


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