What is Ugly Bumpin Gloves?
1.
item used during sexual intercourse to prevent many sexually transmitted diseases and significantly decreases chances of producing offspring.
Examples: condom, love glove, dick cover, rubber, cum bum, dick liner, rain coat, little german space suit
Zip wanted to have sexual intercourse with a female, but he didn't have any ugly bumpin gloves and certainly didn't want children in his near future.
See
Random Words:
1.
Source of and keeper of all the knowledge of the universe. If it exists, it can be found in KhelsPants
"Wheres that bottle opener..
1.
very large female crotch
Jane is hoping her pork pocket gets action this weekend
See pussy, vagina, snatch, beef curtains..
