Ugly Bumpin Gloves

What is Ugly Bumpin Gloves?

item used during sexual intercourse to prevent many sexually transmitted diseases and significantly decreases chances of producing offspring.

Examples: condom, love glove, dick cover, rubber, cum bum, dick liner, rain coat, little german space suit

Zip wanted to have sexual intercourse with a female, but he didn't have any ugly bumpin gloves and certainly didn't want children in his near future.

See condom, love glove, rubber

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