Ugly Chick Theory

What is Ugly Chick Theory?

The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.

"Dammit! There's only ugly chicks here!"

"Dude, don't worry. Remember the Ugly Chick Theory!"

"Sweet."

Virgin Hotdog

1. When you know a girl is a virgin and her cherry is likely to pop when you screw her so you pour mustard on your dick and then her cherry..

Ex-husband's Warden

1. the current female that controls your ex-husbands life. Usually stopping him from his responsibilites. ie. children, child support, bill..

Ursurp

1. To gain power or control over. Whitney totally ursurped Ryan and all he and the word "usurp" stand for...

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