Ugly Chick Theory

What is Ugly Chick Theory?

The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.

"Dammit! There's only ugly chicks here!"

"Dude, don't worry. Remember the Ugly Chick Theory!"

"Sweet."

Hojack

1. a computer chip implanted in your wife/girlfriend to track her movements. Coined by Elliot Stabler of Law and Order, SVU. Of course Bob..

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1. A cracked-out Kirby WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! <(*.*<) See crack, cracked-out, kirby, cocaine, face 2. Kirby. Made pink gangsta. Dude m..

Mark Foley

1. 1. Disgraced Rpublican Representative from Florida who resigned after it was revealed that he sent sex messages to a 16 year old page. ..

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