Ugly Chick Theory

What is Ugly Chick Theory?

The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.

"Dammit! There's only ugly chicks here!"

"Dude, don't worry. Remember the Ugly Chick Theory!"

"Sweet."

Sullen Harpy

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Off Like A Jewish Foreskin

1. About to leave or take off. Refers to a circumsized penis, where the foreskin has been removed or taken "off". It was great..

Royal Faggotness

1. State; quality; condition; degree: brightness of a Superior homosexual man Matt is always asking for things to do . .. he's like h..

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