Ugly Chick Theory

What is Ugly Chick Theory?

The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.

"Dammit! There's only ugly chicks here!"

"Dude, don't worry. Remember the Ugly Chick Theory!"

"Sweet."

Failgasm

1. An epic fail of absolutely epic proportions. "Dude, guys, check out my sick-ass moonwalk!" -Jeff *Proceeds to trip and fall o..

Ham Ho

1. Someone who loves ham products. Josh is such a ham ho! See ham, ho, food, pig, bacon..

Non-slut

1. A girl that claims to be DTF, WTC or slutty via blogging, myspace or some other social networking avenue then when faced with an IRL opp..

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