Ugly Chick Theory

What is Ugly Chick Theory?

The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.

"Dammit! There's only ugly chicks here!"

"Dude, don't worry. Remember the Ugly Chick Theory!"

"Sweet."

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1. You do me and I'll owe you one. He pulled the old 68 trick on her again. 2. A sexual(often oral) favor performed by someone with..

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1. Something that has been itouchified is something from the real world that has been remodeled to work on an itouch. apps, the internet, m..

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