Ugly Chick Theory

What is Ugly Chick Theory?

The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.

"Dammit! There's only ugly chicks here!"

"Dude, don't worry. Remember the Ugly Chick Theory!"

"Sweet."

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