Ugly Chick Theory

What is Ugly Chick Theory?

The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.

"Dammit! There's only ugly chicks here!"

"Dude, don't worry. Remember the Ugly Chick Theory!"

"Sweet."

2gp

1. Two in the goo, one in the poo. AKA the Shocker Reference to inserting two fingers into a vagina and the third finger into the same in..

Dusty Confines

1. A vagina, of excessive age, that has weathered the penetrations of countless suitors realatively poorly. An old vagina. "I feel q..

Nigga Jig

1. The art of dropping mocha latte alabama black snack on older women. Ima nigga jig that bitch. Damn that bitch is fine, she can get da ..

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