Ugly Chick Theory

What is Ugly Chick Theory?

The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.

"Dammit! There's only ugly chicks here!"

"Dude, don't worry. Remember the Ugly Chick Theory!"

"Sweet."

Egyptian Pt

1. Having a sleep in the afternoon. Slacking off. The opposite of real Physical Training - I'm feeling a bit lardy, I'm going to..

Phalange

1. The derogative name for a vagina or pussy. "Eurgh Rachel you have some crusty phalange. Put that shit away man" See phalange..

Cleaning Out The Pipes

1. 1. Jacking off to dispose of excess cum (if it has been awhile since you last fucked) 2. Jacking off earlier in the day when you will be..

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