Ugly Chick Theory

What is Ugly Chick Theory?

The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.

"Dammit! There's only ugly chicks here!"

"Dude, don't worry. Remember the Ugly Chick Theory!"

"Sweet."

Phlakkegm

1. The result of hackups that don't get caught before they hit the open air in front of you; sometimes induced by a sudden sneezing sp..

Upper-decker

1. using the water retaining bowl of the toilet, instead of the toilet itself. that beyotch pissed me off, so I ate 3 large burritos, took..

Nebraska Top-ramen

1. when a man boils water and funnels it into a womens vagina then engages in intercourse with her. hello honey, want to partake in a Nebr..

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