Ugly Chick Theory

What is Ugly Chick Theory?

The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.

"Dammit! There's only ugly chicks here!"

"Dude, don't worry. Remember the Ugly Chick Theory!"

"Sweet."

Konjujimay

1. Good luck on something; Wishing good luck. Brandon: I can't beat this game by myself. Jay: I konjujimay you my friend. Brandon: ..

Nosejob

1. Often an inadvertant side effect of giving a blowjob: which causes a high pressure blast of semen to come out through the nose. I reme..

W00tpwn

1. see woot! see pwn put them together w00tpwn! lol i r teh l337 pwnerizer..

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